No Es Un Bueno Cumpleanos

My birthday...was not good. It didn't mean to go that route but, alas, it did. Sit back, relax, and listen to the story that was my 41st birthday celebration. It was the week before Alexis's 41st birthday and all was going smoothly. She had ordered all of her birthday gifts (Pantagonia fleece pullover, Lululemon leggings, Ugg throw blanket) and was preparing her self for an uneventful occasion when she woke up on September 17th and could not locate her fake front tooth (aka "the flipper.) She did not immediately panic. She assumed that she had put it down in a random location to be found later in the day. It was not until nightfall when the first tinge of anxiety began to settle in. "Oh well, there is always tomorrow" she said to herself as she drifted off to sleep. The next day she awoke in a complete an utter panic. Where was the flipper? Where could it have gone? Did the mice infestation that they had recently experienced drag her flipper into a tiny little mouse house and they are using it as a TV stand? She began tearing the house apart, inch by inch. Tony and the kids joined in along with employees and any friends and neighbors who happened to stop by. No one could find it. It was gone. After a nice good crying fit Alexis said "oh well, I only have to make it one more month without a front tooth and I can do it! I have to wear a mask in public anyway so no one will know!" Out of the corner of her eye she caught Tony gently raising his hand. "Yes, Tony? What is it?" Tony meekly replied "I kind of had something planned for your birthday and you are going to need a tooth for it. Or at least, you are going to want to have a tooth in for it." No. No. No. No. No!!!! "What did you have planned my love?" she asked. "Um, well, it is supposed to be a suprise so are you sure you don't want to just keep looking for the tooth and we can keep it that way?" he replied. Alexis began to gently weep. She knew that she had already looked everywhere and anywhere that it could possibly be. It was not going to be found. "Just tell me" she said in her stern mom voice. He took 3 steps back. "Paige and Ian and Jen and Justin are flying in for your birthday on Friday. I bought tickets for the tram and we are eating dinner at the restuarant at the top on Saturday night." This was the worst possible scenario next to booking a glamour shot photo shoot with everyone she knew for the weekend. She began to sob uncontrollably. This was going to be the death of all of her self respect and dignity. The next day Tony had great news. He had called their neighbor who is a dentist and he said he could make her a new flipper in 24 hours. Crisis averted! The party was on! All was well in Alexis's world. Friday, September 18th. This is where things start to really take a nosedive. All of the preparations had been made in anticipation of the arival of Alexis's besties. Paige and Ian had just landed and Tony was picking them up when Alexis called Tony's phone and when answered all she heard was Tony screaming and Paige's voice. After a few minutes of not being able to talk to anyone she hung up. A minute later her phone rang. It was Ian from Tony's phone. "Alexis, I want to start by saying that Tony is going to be OK. He tripped and fell and hurt his arm and knocked out his front teeth." Wait, what? "He is being transported in an ambulance to the ER and we will drive his truck to your house." WTF? Why? How? Why right now? I could not wrap my brain around it. When Paige and Ian got to the house they explained, "We were driving from the airport and Tony saw something in the road. So he pulled over to run out to see what it was and a car came around the corner screetching the tires so he started running to get out of the way and he tripped and fell and in order to protect his right shoulder (oh wait, did I mention that Tony JUST had shoulder surgery on September 9th and is in an arm sling?) he put out his left arm and it snapped and he ate concrete." Oh. My. God. After 14 hours with him in the ER and 2 attempts to reduce his left shoulder back into place they decided to admit him and take him into the OR the following morning. Alexis got a whopping 4 hours of sleep and had not eaten since noon the day before. She woke up groggy and wishing, just slightly, that she did not have house guests. After a pep talk from all of her nurse friends, she decided to go on a hike and have a glass of champagne. Then the hospital called and said that Tony was all set to come home. Well here goes nothing.

Tony was feeling no pain when he arrived home from the hospital. They had relocated his shoulder and the top pallet in his mouth and had put 4 braces along his top teeth to keep them in place until they needed to be yanked out. The shanangans ensued. Please note that Alexis still has not eaten and is on 4 hours of sleep.

After attempting to catch up with everyone else (from the night before) it was time to get ready for the big dinner. The 5 of them got ready while they waited for Tony's night nurse to arrive (AKA "the Meems") and then they posed for this old school prom picture.

They were off to the tram and to enjoy (somewhat, without Tony it just wouldn't be the same) a nice dinner at the top. As they were waiting in line, they snapped this COVID friendly group photo:

That would be the last photo that Alexis remembers. Actually, once dinner was over and they were waiting for the tram ride down was the last thing that Alexis does remember. She awoke Sunday morning feeling as though she had been overserved. She was blissfully unaware of just how overserved, malnutrisioned, and dehydrated she actually was. Everyone had an early morning departure and were on their way back to their normal lives. Alexis felt like she was having an out of body experience and was in charge of a patient who could, just barely, wipe his own butt. By early evening it was evident that this was a hangover like no other. Her "check liver light" had come on. She was having a medical emergency. For the next 24 hours (which coincidently was also her actual birthday) she could not hold anything down or in. She was dying. This was it. End of story. Plot twist: She lived!

20 Years

Last weekend was the 20 year anniversary of my dad's passing and we decided that it was finally time to set him free from the box that he has been in since he was cremated. I flew in from New Mexico on Wednesday the 2nd and Jay flew in from North Carolina on Thursday the 3rd. True to form, my brother did not disapoint with his travel luggage...

Seriously bro? A Plastic Carry On Bag? After celebrating my mom's 69th birthday together for the first time in 9 years, we took off for one of my dad's favorite places in the world...Santa Cruz. My dad loved him some Giant Dipper. He loved anything fast and loud.

Because of COVID the boardwalk and beach was practically empty which was perfect for what we were about to do. It was like renting the beach all for ourselves to say goodbye to our family patriarch. As we each took turns releasing his ashes into the ocean, we were able to reflect on the good times while listening to some of his favorite tunes. The louder the better!

I am so glad that we never forced saying goodbye to him faster than we all were ready. 20 years was the perfect amount of time to be nostalgic but not crazy emotional. That is until we got to the Heather Farms softball fields. Walking out onto those fields at dusk, remembering how much he and I loved the game, I could almost feel his presence as I was sprinkling him on the pitching mound of fields 1, 2, and 3. I broke down. I realized in that moment how much I truly missed him and how much I wish that he was still here to make memories with.

Wish You Were Here

AJ's COVID Birthday

AJ's 11th birthday party looked a little different this year thanks to COVID-19 but his friends still turned out to celebrate him. Because we had to adhere to distance reulations as well as no large gatherings by order of the govenor of New Mexico, we decided to try a "drive-by" birthday party. We invited his friends to drop by within a 2 hour window and we ordered Dion's pizza and sat in the driveway to see what happened. Turns out, if you invite them they will come!

Augustene & Avelino

Minka & Grey

Little Green Alien Party Guy Many, many others drove by to drop off gifts, pick up a party favor and make AJ feel so special. Top gift this year: Cabela's gift cards! Others in attendance were Mimi, Papa, Granny, Brian and Myranda and neighbors Ileen and Marty and Barabara and Steve. We topped the night off with a 4th of July style fireworks show for our favorite little guy! And the biggest news of all: he got to drink a Cherry Coke for the very first time!

At 11 you like: Fortnite, Apex Legends, Dude Perfect, Mr. Beast, The Odd Ones Out, Cabela's, Game Stop, fishing, hunting gear, hot dogs, pizza, hamburgers, scary movies, legos, pellet guns, and lots of snuggles from mom. Still. Hopefully that never ends.

Carlsbad Caverns

We took another COVID trip in July with Pops, this time to explore a New Mexico treasure that we have failed to visit in the almost 20 years that we have lived here. Carlsbad Caverns!

Pops wasted no time getting right into character for our plunge down into the caves....

It was very cold, but extremely beautiful. The caves revealed crystal covered formations and lots of bats!

All was right with the world until suddenly AJ had to pee....so we ran through the last 1/4 mile of the caves to get to the bathroom in time. We. Barely. Made. It. There is nothing like kids to make a leisurely day an adventure!

Epic "Social" Distance Road Trip

With our plans to go to Mexico over Spring Break cancelled because of COVID and no end in sight as far as travel opening back up, we decided to take advantage of the soft opening of the National Park system and plan an epic social distance road trip! With only 3 days of planning, we mapped out our route, asked the neighbor to watch the fur babies and packed the car for a summer vacation that we would not soon forget! Our first stop was in Ouray, CO. We hiked the waterfall, the kids got to swim in the hotel pool (Colorado has less restrictions than New Mexico) and had an excellent dinner with Mimi and Papa.

The next day we drove to Dinosaur, Utah where we explored Dinosaur National Monument. While we were not able to go inside the momument to explore, we were able to walk around and we were able to see many old fish fossils and dinosaur bones!

Then we were off to Jackson Hole, Wyoming to see the Grand Teton National Park, do some shopping and head into Yellowstone. I had never heard of Grand Teton before this trip and I am amazed that I had not consdering how beautiful it was. We spent the day hiking around a lake, having a picnic lunch and shopping in the (expensive) stores!

The Grand Tetons

My Favorite Shirt

Jackson Hole We then headed into Yellowstone National Park and Yellowstone, Montana and boy it did not disappoint! Within 5 minutes of entering the park we saw a grizzly bear with 3 cubs (albiet from a far distance which was just fine with us) and then a beaver, followed by several elk and buffalo! And our timing seemed perfect to see Old Faithful explode!

Welcome To Yellowstone. May I Take Your Order?

Then the disappointments began. First, it SNOWED in June at the park which caused us to have to modify our plan of driving to North Dakota via the Beartooth Pass. Because we could not drive the pass we had to cut our time short in the park and take an early exit so that we could get to Deadwood before midnight. On our way, we blew out our back tire on the truck which just happened to be on a 2 lane freeway with a speed limit of 85 MPH in a snow / rain storm!

We are so lucky that we did not crash and no one crashed into us! After replacing the flat with a spare we realized that the spare was flat! We limped along the highway to the next exit and then drove around trying to find air with no luck because of COVID. Finally we drove up to a farm and cornered some poor lady by telling her about our desperation to get to Billings to get the tire changed and she allowed us to use her shop air. Thank God! After a pitstop in Billings we were on the road again and headed to Mt. Rushmore!

I am upset to say that Mt. Rushmore did not live up to my history book expectations. I was underwhelmed. But it was nice to see it up close and personal and with many less tourists than there would typically be in the summer. We then went to the Crazy Horse monument and all I can say is...don't bother!

Next stop was Gillette, Wyoming followed by Estes Park, CO where we stopped by The Stanley Hotel so the kids could see the hotel used in The Shining. Not only was it closed for updating but it looked NOTHING like it did in the movie. Oh well! At least we can say we went!

Last stop was Silverthorne, CO to visist Auntie Jenny and Uncle Justin to do some vacation outlet shopping and to decompress. 12 days on the road and we made it back alive! It was a great time.

Our Adoption Journey

With COVID upon us, we have been spending more time at home and as a result more self reflection. We realized that we have so much more love to give and wanted to expand our family in a meaningful way. So naturally, we started exploring the adoption of chickens! Our journey began when Tony came across a homeless hobo chicken in the south valley. He continued to see this chicken on a weekly basis, and was amazed by her ability to not get hit by a car or eaten by a coyote. One day, he decided to stop and try to talk to the homeless hobo chicken. The chicken was very kind and expressed a desire to joing the Mazotti family. After obtaining a box from a local Mexican fast food restuaruant dumpster, he transported her to her new forever home. We named her Kris Jenner.

Because every momager needs someone to manage, we expanded our search for more baby chickens to Tractor Supply. We had heard that there were fist fights happening in the parking lot on chick delivery day between other families who yurned to expand their families, so we were fortunate to be able to order a dozen babies online. After picking up the brood, we promptly named them Kourtney, Scott, Kim, Kanye, Khloe, Tristan, Kylie, Kendall, Sunshine and blah, blah, blah.

Sunshine was the only yellow chick of the bunch and Cienna quickly claimed her as her own.

AJ would claim any chick that would allow him to catch them to hold.

It didn't take long for the chicks to start pooping everywhere and Sunshine to establish herself as queen bee. Just look at that side eye she is giving us!

Kris Jenner has taken to her flock as if she birthed them herself. A true momager in every sense of the word. Welcome to the family!

Teenager In Da House!

We officially have a teenager in da house! Cienna Elise has turned 13 and I can hardly believe it is true. Mostly because I do not feel like I could be old enough to have given birth to someone who is now in their teen years. But also because the time has flown by. So to celebrate this milestone I will tell you all about you (right now) and follow it up wiht some of my best advice.

At 13 you like:
Your iPhone
Your Friends
Sleeping In
Volleyball
Track & Field (High Jump & Sprints)
90's Clothing Style (Brandy Melville)
Lululemon
Short Hair
Snap Chat
TikTok Dances
Sweets
Chick-fil-A
Boba Tea
Starbucks
Watching Old Episodes of "Friends" and "Gilmore Girls"
Watching Disney Movies

We tried to incorporate all of your favorite things into a party to celebrate you...dinner at Chick-fil-A, shopping at the mall / Uptown, and dessert at The Melting Pot. Your friends McKenzie, Minka, Hallie, and Kaleigh came and after we all got back you guys took scissors to your clothes to crop them and made TikTok videos until everyone went home. It was perfectly you!

Advice for my 13 year old:
Always Try Your Best
Treat Your Friends How You Want To Be Treated
Have Boundaries And Don't Compromise Them
Wash Your Face Every Night
Keep Trying New Things (like Volleyball!)
Don't Do Drama
Remember That Boys Will Say Anything To Get What They Want...So Use Your Mind And Not Your Heart!
Tattoos Are Trendy And You Can't Improve On Perfection
Don't Cheat Your Workout
Keep Reading (And Writing!)
Don't Flex On People, Don't Dab On Dem Haters, And Don't Talk Behind People's Backs
Don't Wear Anything Too Tight, Too Short or Too Trendy
Brush Your Teeth Twice A Day So You Don't Have To Get Wooden Teeth!
Nothing But Death Is Permanent So Don't Sweat The Small Stuff...It Will Pass!
I'm Here For You No Matter What, No Matter When, Forever And Always

Love,
Me